TO GLEAN:
Short story with a good lesson.
But the stranger...he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with Adventures, mysteries and comedies. If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped Talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind.
Sometimes, Mom would get up quietly while the rest of us were shushing each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the kitchen for peace and quiet. (I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.) Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions, but the stranger never felt obligated to honor them. Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home... Not from us, our friends or any visitors. Our longtime visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush.
My Dad didn't permit the liberal use of alcohol. &n bsp;But the stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular Basis. He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly and pipes distinguished. He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing. I now know that my early concepts about relationships were influenced strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked... And NEVER asked to leave. More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved in with our family. He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he was at first. Still, if you could walk into my parents' den today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures.
His name?.... .. .
We just call him 'TV.'
(Note: This should be required reading for every household in America !)
He has a wife now...We call her 'Computer.'
THE FACT IS... NOTHING IS REALLY GOOD OR BAD IN AND OF ITSELF. . . . ITS HOW WE USE THEM. . . . IF ITS USED AN IDOL . . . THEN INDEED
. . . . IT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED !
The Last Job of a Carpenter
Epicurus
Thomas Huxley
Morning Has Broken Cat Stevens
for more info on this song or Cat Stevens (Yusuf Islam)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_Has_Broken
Patriotic Songs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQM1oLnMLNU&feature=related
John Wayne "Taps"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo3FbQjKEBs&feature=related
John Wayne "The Hyphen"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuzLTrwVbc&feature=related
John Wayne The Pledge of Allegience
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OuIBUZ2rgo&feature=related
Johnny Cash The Ragged Old Flag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbbGi3mTjCo
Grazin' in the Grass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxV9ejk9gCI&NR=1
Tijuana Brass and Herb Alpert
The Lonely Bull
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaMzjJ7slJg&feature=related
The Spanish Flea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZZxubx-kpA
Classical Gas Mason Williams
Here is Mason Williams Classical Gas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mguzKze1sYo
The Story of Rindercella!
Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl;
her name was Rindercella.
Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters.
And in that same coreign fountry, there lived a very prandsom hince.
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One day, the prandsom hince decided to have a bancy fall.
He invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople.
But Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags.
So she just cat fsdown and scried.
She was a kitten there a scrien, when all of a sudden her gairy fodmother appeared.
And she waived her wagic mand...and all of a sudden there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall.
But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"
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So Rindercella went to the bancy fall, where she met the very prandsom hince, who she had been watchin through a widden hindow.
She and the prandsom hince nanced all dight till nidmight...and they lell in fove.
Suddenly, the mid clock struck night; Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!
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The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper.
He came to Rindercella's house.
He tried it on Rendercella's mugly other...and it fidn't dit.
He tried it on her two sigly usters...and it fidn't dit.
He tried it on Rindercella...and it fid dit, it was exactly the sight rize!
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The next day, Rindercella and the prandsom hince were married and they lived everly hafter happward.
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Now, the moral of the story is this: If you ever loll in fove with a prandsom hince, be sure and slop your dripper!
An Important Job
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There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
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Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
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Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.
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Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.
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It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
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I have always liked this short story, I guess the moral of the Story is BE A NOBODY!
Elbert Hubbard Quotes
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
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Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
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Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
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Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.
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How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success?
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If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate.
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Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
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Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
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No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
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The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
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To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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There is something that is much more scarce, something finer far, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.
Fra Elbert Hubbard
A Great, Old Article
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If I Were The Devil
By Paul Harvey:
I would gain control of the most powerful nation in the world;
I would delude their minds into thinking that they had come from man's effort, instead of God's blessings;
I would promote an attitude of loving things and using people, instead of the other way around;
I would dupe entire states into relying on gambling for their state revenue;
I would convince people that character is not an issue when it comes to leadership;
I would make it legal to take the life of unborn babies;
I would make it socially acceptable to take one's own life, and invent machines to make it convenient;
I would cheapen human life as much as possible so that life of animals are valued more than human beings;
I would take God out of the schools, where even the mention of His name was grounds for a lawsuit;
I would come up with drugs that sedate the mind and target the young, and I would get sports heroes to advertise them;
I would get control of the media, so that every night I could pollute the minds of every family member for my agenda;
I would attack then family, the backbone of any nation. I would make divorce acceptable and easy, even fashionable. If the family crumbles, sodoes the nation;
I would compel people to express their most depraved fantasies on canvas and movies screens, and I would call it art;
I would convince the world that people are born homosexuals, and that their lifestyles should be accepted and marveled;
I would convince the people that right and wrong are determined by a few who call themselves authorities and refer to their agendas as politically correct;
I would persuade people that the church is irrelevant and out of date, the Bible is for the naive:
I would dull the minds of Christians, and make them believe that prayer is not important, and that faithfulness and obedience are optional;
I GUESS I WOULD LEAVE THINGS PRETTY MUCH THE WAY THEY ARE!
I'd Really Like For Them To Know...
Paul Harvey Writes:
We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse.
For my grandchildren, I'd like better.
I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.
I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated.
I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car.
And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him.
When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as your Mom.
If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.
When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle.
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand..
These things I wish for you -- tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.
Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss.
Our Team!
The Giraffe's Amazing Neck
The amazing giraffe’s neck: proof of a great designer!
Now, imagine what would happen if your heart started pumping 6 to 9 ounces at each beat. Your blood pressure would triple. The increased pressure on your arterial walls would first cause you to feel dizzy and nauseated. Soon your vision would blur, and you would develop a splitting headache. A spike in blood pressure this high would likely rupture the capillaries surrounding your brain, causing immediate death. Whoa!
Giraffes, on the other hand, have a blood pressure two to three times yours. Their blood pressure has to be this high in order to move enough blood from their hearts up their 8-foot necks and into their heads. That’s why a giraffe’s heart measures 2 feet long, weighs 24 pounds, and pumps 16 gallons of blood every minute.
Trying to describe how these systems came to exist via natural selection poses a major headache for evolutionists.
Back, now, to our drinking giraffe. A giraffe’s head does not explode from a blood pressure spike when it lowers its neck thanks to an elaborate hydraulics system that regulates the amount of blood moving through the neck at any given time.
These are not the only systems that had to evolve simultaneously. Even if the giraffe was able to evolve both of the above regulatory systems simultaneously with the lengthening of its neck, it would pass out as soon as it raised its head from drinking. Why? Because now, the blood pressure in its head would be too low.
Our giraffes has a sponge-like network of capillaries surrounding its brain. This “sponge” holds blood in the head as it rises up. These capillaries are aided by two additional systems. First, valves in the veins heading down the giraffe’s neck constrict blood flow, preventing blood from leaving the head too fast. Second, the heart does a double-pump whenever the giraffe raises its neck in order to get enough blood back to the head. No problem!
All together, there are five separate system that all would have had to develop together as the giraffe’s neck lengthened in order for the evolutionary theory to work.
Making Pots
On the first day, the professor began, “I’m going to grade this class a little differently than usual.” It was a pottery class. The students, already a bit more attentive because it was the first day of classes, became even more alert.
“This half of the room,” he gestured to his right, “will I grade purely on quantity of work done. I don’t care how beautiful or great the pots are. The more pots you make, the higher your grade.”
He turned to the other half of the room: ”You, I will grade purely on quality of work.
“I don’t care how many pots you make; you will only turn in one, and it must be of the highest quality to receive the highest grade.”
The students all got busy. The quality side of the room began working on one pot, most not doing more than that, just to ensure that that one pot was more beautiful than anything they had ever created. Meanwhile, the quantity side just made pot after pot, generating an imposing body of work.
At semester’s end, the professor made his final evaluation. As he expected, the quality side of the room didn’t produce many pots. But he was also somewhat surprised: The quality of their one pot turned in wasn’t as high as he anticipated. They had time to focus on every detail of “the perfect pot.”
His suspicions were further confirmed when he evaluated the other half of the room. Yes, they had fulfilled their assignment. The quantity each student had produced was considerable. But in viewing the myriad of pots, something stood out more than the plethora of pottery—the quality of them. Especially the ones made later in the semester. Although the students were not concerned about symmetry or design, their pots were more perfect and of higher quality than the one pot graded for each student in the other half of the class. Why?
Because they kept making pots!
The old adage “practice makes perfect” rang true! Those in life who long for that one perfect pot, the perfect game, the perfect performance, fall short in understanding of a vital key to success—constantly practicing what it is you want to be successful at, persevering throughout every effort. You will have good days and bad. You will have practices where you are “in the zone” and everything clicks. But then you will have those days where everything seems off kilter. Don’t give up. Go ahead and make some bad pots! Get them out of your system. To complete an “off day” of practice will be more beneficial than just giving up for the day. It’s about conquering the human tendency to quit, and rising above it just to finish another pot.
The lesson is: To get better at something, do it a lot. It won’t be great every time, but in the end, when it’s time for the final grade, you will see that the practice and experience paid off—all the bad pots forgotten.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was one of the greatest composers who ever lived. His work has survived the test of time—most of it. Every piece of his, however, was not a masterpiece. But after writing over 800 works, he had so many amazing musical accomplishments! And all his “pots” were made in a short life of only 35 years.
A bestselling author, when asked to give tips to aspiring writers, said, “Read a lot. Write a lot.”
We all need practical experience. Not the avoidable experience so often chosen by most youth, known as the “hard way.” But practical experience comes from doing something a lot, practicing it a lot, understanding the process better each time, maturing in the skill and never quitting when a bad “pot” comes out of the kiln. It is the kind of experience that cannot be learned from anyone else; only by the one making the pots.
Whatever you want to become accomplished at, practice it a lot. It’s the only way truly to improve. Don’t get bogged down by momentary setbacks or even failures. Discipline yourself to continue, to persevere, to surge forward toward even greater quality.
So make lots of pots.
The results may astound you!
THE SABBATH SHIP
The Plan of God is like a ship
---That sails the seven seas.
It makes a weekly cycle
---As it sails upon the breeze:
On Sunday, it's in one Port,
---And, on Monday, in the next.
It sails for six days, then the
---Seventh it comes home to rest.
It boards a few more passengers
---Each time it comes to dock,
Then brings then safely home
---According to the Captian's clock.
You can call, but you can't meet the ship
---Just anytime you please;
Its schedule is appointed by
---Immutable decrees.
The cycle was revealed, and not
---Observed within the heavens.
For, nowhere in the stars will you
---Find days grouped into sevens.
You may dispute and "hermeneut;"
---It doesn't change a thing.
No amount of human reasoning
---Will alter His routine.
"I am Lord of the Sabbath,"
---His disciple did Him quote.
So, if you're not there when Jesus is,
---You may just miss the boat.
THE BOOK-BORROWER'S CURSE
Any Way You Can
The good you do today may not be remembered tomorrow--do Good anyway
Honesty & frankness may make you vulnerable to attack--be honest anyway
People who need help can be confused and distressed and they attack you when you try to help them Help them anyway.
People are unreasonable, illogical and self centered--try to love them anyway
The Declaration of Independence (an excerpt)
Carving a Name
I wrote my name upon the sand,
And trusted it would stand for aye;
But, soon, alas! the refluent sea
Had washed my feeble lines away.
I carved my name upon the wood,
And, after years, returned again;
I missed the shadow of the tree
That stretched of old upon the plain.
To solid marble next, my name
I gave as a perpetual trust;
An earthquake rent it to the base,
And now it lies, o'erlaid with dust.
All these have failed. In wiser mood
I turn and ask myself, "What then?"
If I would have my name endure,
I'll write it on the hearts of men.
In characters of living light,
Of kindly deeds and actions wrought.
And these, beyond the touch of time,
Shall live immortal as my thought.
The Touch of the Master's Hand
Thought it scarcely worth his while
To waste much time on the old violin,
But he held it up with a smile.
"What am I bid, good folk?" he cried.
"Who'll start the bidding for me?
A dollar, a dollar ... now two ... only two
... Two dollars, and who'll make it three?
"Three dollars once, three dollars twice,
Going for three" ... but no!
From the room far back a gray-haired man
Came forward and picked up the bow.
Then wiping the dust from the old violin
And tightening up the strings,
He played a melody pure and sweet,
As sweet as an angel sings.
The music ceased, and the auctioneer,
With a voice that was quiet and low,
Said, "What am I bid for the old violin?
" As he held it up with the bow.
"A thousand dollars ... and who'll make it two?
Two...two thousand, and who'll make it three?
Three thousand once and three thousand twice ...
Three thousand and gone!" said he.
The people cheered, but some exclaimed
"We do not quite understand ...
What changed it's worth?" and the answer came:
" 'Twas the touch of the master's hand.
" And many a man with soul out of tune
And battered and scarred by sin
Is auctioned cheap by the thoughtless crowd
Just like the old violin.
But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd
Never can quite understand
The worth of a soul, and the change that is wrought
By the touch of the master's hand.
O Master! I am the tuneless one
Lay, lay Thy hand on me, Transform me
now, put a song in my heart
Of melody, Lord, to Thee!
~ Myra Brooks Welch ~
Talkin’ Harvest Time Blues
Well, it starts with a catalogue that comes in the mail
In the middle of the winter, when you’ve had it with those pale
Thick-skinned, store-bought, sorry, hard-as-rock
Excuses for tomatoes with the flavor of a sock
And there on the cover sits THE juicy, red, ripe
Homegrown tomato you’ve had dancing in your head
Never mind you said last August that you’d had it up to here
With the hoeing and the weeding—that’s what you say every year!
So, you fix a cup of cocoa, sink into your favorite chair
Put your feet up and you thumb through the pictures and compare
Big Boys, Better Boys, Early Girls, Romas
The new disease and drought-resistant hybrid from Sonoma !
Then it’s on to peas and carrots, lima beans and beets and kale
And you’ve never tried kohlrabi—say, the lettuce is on sale!
What’s a garden without sweet corn—better plant some marigolds
And you just read in “Prevention” ‘bout how garlic’s good for colds!
So, you phone an order in that nearly melts your Visa card
Then stare out at the foot of snow that blankets your backyard
And visualize your garden, oh, so peaceful and serene
Until at last you close your eyes and slip into a dream about:
CHORUS
Harvest time (bushels of red, ripe tomatoes!)
Harvest time (sweet corn that melts in your mouth!)
Well, the days turn to weeks and the next thing you know
There’s a robin at the feeder and the last patch of snow
Disappears ‘bout the time that a UPS truck
Backs up to your house and you stand there, awestruck
As 47 “Perishable—Plant Right Away”-
Marked boxes are unloaded on your porch as you say,
“Are you sure?” “Yes, ma’am, need your signature here—
Looks like someone’s gonna have ‘em quite a garden this year!”
Well, you watch him drive away, then you sink to your knees
‘Cause you feel a little woozy: Forty-seven boxes—Please!
God, I know I’ve got a problem and we’ve had this talk before
But help me this one last time—I won’t order anymore!
Just then, as if in answer to your prayer, your sister’s van
Pulls up into the driveway with Aunt Martha, Uncle Stan,
Two nephews and a cousin, who just stopped to say hello
But soon are sporting calluses as up and down each row
You, their warden, push ‘em; it’s a scene from “Cool Hand Luke”:
“Over there—those clods need breaking! Leave more space around that cuke!
See those bags of steer manure? Bring a dozen over—fast!
Yes, I know you have lumbago, but you’ll thank me when at last (it’s)
CHORUS
Harvest time (show you what a real strawberry tastes like!)
Harvest time (might even let you help me dig potatoes!)
Well, that night it starts to sprinkle and you can’t help feeling smug
‘Cause your garden’s in the ground and getting watered while you’re snug
Underneath the covers, or at least until midnight
When the temperature starts dropping and in no time you’re smack right
In the middle of your garden, in your jammies, on your knees
With a headlamp and a hammer and some tarps and jeez Louise
It’s cold but you keep working ‘till the last plant’s safe from harm
And there’s holes in your new jammies and bursitis in your arm
“Cause by gosh, you’re a gardener right down to your muddy clogs
And even when the rabbits take your lettuce and stray dogs
Pee on your zucchini and a fungus coats your kale
“Cause it’s rained for two weeks’ solid—do you falter? Do you fail?
Yep. You throw your hoe down, stamp your feet and call it quits—
Declare to all the neighborhood that gardening is the pits
And you’ll never plant another and this one can bloody rot
Then suddenly the sun breaks through the clouds and, like as not
You see a couple weeds you must have missed the last go-round
And shake your head and meekly pick your hoe up off the ground
And hoe and keep on hoeing ‘till your romas dangle red,
Ripe and juicy on the vine, sweet corn towers overhead,
Beans hang from their trellis, big orange pumpkins sprawl about
And you get that satisfying feeling once more when you shout:
CHORUS
Harvest time (Break out the canning jars!)
Harvest time (Man the pressure cooker!)
Harvest time (You have to take zucchini—we’re related!)
Harvest time (Now THIS is a tomato!)
Stephanie Davis
Recluse Music (BMI)
(970) 870-3112
All Rights Reserved
Swords Into Plowshares
The United Nations garden contains several sculptures and statues that have been donated by different countries. This one is called "Let Us Beat Swords into Plowshares" and was a gift from the then Soviet Union presented in 1959. Made by Evgeniy Vuchetich, the bronze statue represents the figure of a man holding a hammer in one hand and, in the other, a sword which he is making into a plowshare, symbolizing man's desire to put an end to war and convert the means of destruction into creative tools for the benefit of all mankind.
The Virtue in this Statue is in the bringing to a tangible state the words from the scriptures in Isaiah and Joel. The sad irony though, is that placement of this statue being at the UN which could never bring this event to fruition, and yet their will be a "United Nation" that will. That "Nation" being The Kingdom of GOD with Jesus Christ as the Ruler, The King of Kings and Lord of Lords.